An Anonymous humorous letter to Bible candidate – Rick Santorum



Dear Friends,

 I have been greatly moved by Rick Santorum‘s wise pronouncements, guided by Biblical principles, especially those concerning marriage. Of course he believes that sexual intercourse should be used only for purposes of procreation (he says he has never worn a condom), but there are some gray areas I was hoping he could clear up, so I wrote him the following letter:

Dear Sen. Santorum:

 Thank you for doing so much to educate us regarding God‘s Eternal Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage, which of course is an abomination.

 As you said, “In the eyes of God, marriage is based between a man and a woman.” I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination.End of debate.

 I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how I might obey them:

 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies only to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Can I own Canadians?

 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? (She works hard, but does eat a lot.)

 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev. 14: 19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking when meeting young women at church socials, but most of them seem to take offense.

 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is with my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them, or would Lysol work?

 5. I have a neighbor, Aaron Rogers, who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? And how good is the Packers backup QB?

 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev.11:10) it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I  don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination? What about a homosexual at an oyster bar?

 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I do wear glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? What about contacts? Can God tell?

 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? I know they must be put to death, but I do not know the recommended method. .

 9. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field (I think corn and alfalfa). And his wife wears garments made from two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16). Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14).

 10. And last, I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean. May I still play football if I wear gloves?

 I know that you are very busy with your presidential campaign, but, if you get a chance, I would really like your guidance on these critical and disturbing issues.

 Thank you again for reminding us of the eternal and unchanging truth of the Holy Bible.Thank you again for reminding us of the eternal and unchanging truth of the Holy Bible. God bless you. And may He guide you in your quest to lead this great nation of ours. “

 Sincerely Unknown Author

P.S- The mail came as a forward,, in my mail inbox  :-)

Hindi film songs interpretation in Health Sector


  1. Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale :FEVER
  2. Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK
  3. Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai: CONSTIPATION
  4. Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai: ACIDITY
  5. Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT
  6. Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna : ALZHEIMERS
  7. Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO
  8. Tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagayee : Urinary tract infection
  9. Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha hai,aa bhi ja : HIGH BP
  10. Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen per nahin padte mere:CORN ON FEET
  11. Haay re haay Neend nahin aaye:INSOMNIA
  12. Zindagi Denewale sun, teri duniyase dil bhar gaya, main yahan jite jee mar gaya: “HIGH HOSPITAL BILL”
  13. Aaj kal tere mere pyarke charche har zabanpar, sabko malum hai aur sabko khabar ho gai: “PHARMA driven HEALTH POLICIES AND PRACTICES.”
  14. Dil jalta hai to jalne do—- Heart Burn
  15. Baar Baar DeKho Hazaar baar dekho– MYOPIA
  16. Yeh Dosti hamn nahi choedhengey,chhoadhengey dam magar tera saath na choodhengey- PPP- Public Private Partnership in Health Sector
  17. Yeh Kya jagah hai doston yeh kaun sa gubar hai, habae nigah tak jahaan gubaar hi gubaar hai- Primary Health Centre,  anywhere in India
  18. Jane kahaanmera jigar gaya ji, abhi abhi yahin tha kidhar gaya ji- Illegal  Organ Transplant
  19. Suno, Kaho, Kaha, Suna, Kuch hua kya- abhi to nahi kuch bhi nahi- Hearing Loss
  20. Tum agar muzko na chaho to koi bat nahi, kisi aur ko chahogi to mushkil  hogi- MR to the doctor
  21. Pyar ka vaada ,fifty- fifty, aadha aadha, fifty fifty- Pharma cmpanies and private doctors
  22. Kya hua Tera Wada tera wada, woh kasam woh irada- NATIONAL URBAN HEALTH MISSION
  23. Ye Nayan Dare Dare- Conjuctivitus
  24. Teri Duniya main dil lagta nahi, wapis bula le- Suicidal
  25. Dushman na kare dost ne woh kaam kiya hai, umre bhar ka gham hamain inaam diya hai- Death by medical negligence

More to come watch out…….